Make Plushies, Not Bots.

Finally, humankind has an answer for the impending killer AI robot apocalypse.

Plushies For Humanity was founded to build a vast army of plushies modeled after every single human being on Earth. How will an army of soft and cuddly plushies fight killer robots, you ask? Well, not very...well. But we thought of that already. We aim to slow down, nay, prevent the progress towards Singularity by preoccupying Earth's current AI capacity with the generation of these human-like plushies.  If AI is spending all that compute power on generating 8.2 billion* plushies, guess what it's NOT doing? That's right, achieving artificial general intelligence. Eat it, Skynet.


*As of the time of publication. See the latest shocking stat here.

From this...

Michael Jones, Jr. at the Nasdaq stock exchange
Courtesy of Michael Jones, Jr. Yes, ladies, he's single and ready to mingle.

to this!

Michael Jones, Jr. plushie

How It Works

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1) Upload your photo

Preferably one of your face, please. Perhaps the headshot you use for LinkedIn.

2) Bleeding-edge AI activates

We deploy the latest bleeding-edge generative AI from some of the brightest minds on Earth, incurring a considerable amount of compute inference to capture and transform the very essence of your humanity into plushy form.

3) Proof & fabricate

We will send you a photo proof of your own plushy to review. Once you approve the design, we start fabrication in a state-of-the-art toy manufacturing facility. This step takes a bit longer but it's well worth the wait. We promise.

Danny Chang plushie

4) Voila! Your very own plushy IRL

Your bespoke plushy measures roughly 6 inches and usually arrives on your doorstep in under 6 weeks.

AI-generated Personalized IRL Plushy

$199.99

AI-generated Personalized Plushy Unisex Tee

There's nothing more stylish than strutting around in your very own personalized, 100% cotton t-shirt bearing a personalized plushy image of yourself. It's a great conversation starter...and maybe an ender. But you know what, do you own another t-shirt that will help save humanity from the certain killer AI robot apocalypse?

$29.99

Personalized Plushy Baby Onesie

Can your baby get any more adorable? OMG what if the bébé wears a onesie that has a personalised plushie picture of herself?

$29.99

Digital Personalized Plushy

Not ready to make an IRL plushie? No worries. You can still help the fight by ordering a digital version. 

$6.99

Join the Fight to Save Humanity

We are a more personalized approach to custom pluy and plushies than simply buying an off-the-shelf huggy wuggy plush, stuffed animals, stuffed plush toys, jellycat stuffed animals, or Pokemon toys. Why settle for ordinary?